dabbey finds the internet

Today I am especially home sick for these guys. Minneapolis, Chicago, Denver and Paraguay <3

imwithkanye:

[vulture]

SO CLOSE I CAN TASTE IT

I DIE

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howdoiputthisgently:

BEFORE THANKSGIVING:

AFTER THANKSGIVING:

i just bought a dress like this…mmmm yummy

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buzzfeedlgbt:

Proud Papas. After trying to become parents for nearly a year, two gay King penguins at the Odense Zoo in Denmark adopted an abandoned egg. The two successfully incubated and hatched a chick last month. 

LESLIE KNOPE WOULD BE SO PROUD

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thegirlystuffs:

Nora Ephron movies!

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collegehumor:

Who’s the ‘Best Fictional President?’ [Click to begin voting]

While everyone is waiting to see who wins the vote for President of the United States, we want to figure out who the best fake president is. It’s probably of equal importance.

The official voting period ends Monday November 5, 2012 at 12:00PM so get your votes in now.

OBVIOUSLY ITS MARTIN SHEEN YOU IGNORANT SLUTS.

Adam: After dinner I was driving back past Paul’s old apartment and laughing about how many times we’d go back there at, like, four in the morning and play music. It was such a shit-hole. But we were happy listening to music so loud and staying up late just so drunk. 
Paul: Hammered.
Adam: Air guitaring. 

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