“For the first twenty years of my life, I rocked myself to sleep. It was a harmless enough hobby, but eventually, I had to give it up. Throughout the...”
Honestly, this goal happened so quickly I was barely even paying attention yet.
OH HEY. In this pic. Lookin’ like a derp...
WHEN I SEE ALL MY BESTIES THIS WEEKEND
I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE YOU, DABBEY!!
I would bet my life that two men have never, ever, ever had a conversation that sounded like this.
This is why the internet exists.